Thursday, December 31, 2009

Happy new year! MXZ


Everyone! I only have one year to wright this before the year passes! 2009 has been a good year... And yet a completely fucked up year! First of all, Michael Jacksson died... Second of all, Billy Mays died... Yeah... And third of 6 (Thats right! 'third of 6' not 'third of all'... HA!) You can define New Moon, that sequel to Twilight, into 4 words: Mouth watering! Shirtless Jacob Black!... Wait a minute, thats 5 words!... And a message to my sister Victoria for when she reads this: Face your fears and stop running to that god damn fucking plane! Geez! You got a private jet or something!?... Yep... It has been a good year... I've been watching anime, played visual novels, played video games and... Hm?... Um... Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm? Aw, who am i kidding, i haven't done a thing other than that! Oh, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people so hard, everyone forgets that those people ever existed, Vindisel keeps threatening people to shave their hair off and Mr. T simply pities the fool. Imagine this! This might be the epic truth! Chuck Norris is about kick Kanye West, when he interupts him by saying: ''Hey, Chuck, I'm gonna let you finish, but Mr. T has one of the best kicks in the world.'' And that makes Chuck Norris so angry that he stomps the ground so hard, that... HERE IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH! He stomps the ground so hard, that Michael Jacksson dies... That is the epic truth! That is how Michael Jacksson died... Bob Marley died because Mr. T pitied him...
AND NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS!... Why are you still reading this? This clearly has no point what-so-ever!

(English)

Darkness of white you can through the sadness take your flight
And become the wings that pierce the veil Spreading strong and true tonight

(Japanese)

Kanashii hodo hikari dashita
shiroi yami kirisaku tsubasa ni nare

I love you all! Peace! ;3
MXZ

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