Update!!!!

Wow... It has been a very long time since i last updated the blog... Sorry about that... I've been busy doing... Um... I've been busy doing... Nothing----Anyway! I've got a few updates to add. First of all... I'm not gonna be updating much as you probably noticed, BUT i might do a few updates from time to time. I've been watching funny videos of cats looking suprised and standing on two legs. They are so freakin' awesome that they win at life... And you know who else is so freakin' awesome that he wins at life?... Eric, because it is his birthday today. Now, i would make him a video but Windows Movie Maker is being a douchebag so... Yeah... Happy Birthday Eric!!!!

Happy new year! MXZ

Everyone! I only have one year to wright this before the year passes! 2009 has been a good year... And yet a completely fucked up year! First of all, Michael Jacksson died... Second of all, Billy Mays died... Yeah... And third of 6 (Thats right! 'third of 6' not 'third of all'... HA!) You can define New Moon, that sequel to Twilight, into 4 words: Mouth watering! Shirtless Jacob Black!... Wait a minute, thats 5 words!... And a message to my sister Victoria for when she reads this: Face your fears and stop running to that god damn fucking plane! Geez! You got a private jet or something!?... Yep... It has been a good year... I've been watching anime, played visual novels, played video games and... Hm?... Um... Hmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhmhm? Aw, who am i kidding, i haven't done a thing other than that! Oh, and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks people so hard, everyone forgets that those people ever existed, Vindisel keeps threatening people to shave their hair off and Mr. T simply pities the fool. Imagine this! This might be the epic truth! Chuck Norris is about kick Kanye West, when he interupts him by saying: ''Hey, Chuck, I'm gonna let you finish, but Mr. T has one of the best kicks in the world.'' And that makes Chuck Norris so angry that he stomps the ground so hard, that... HERE IS THE MOMENT OF TRUTH! He stomps the ground so hard, that Michael Jacksson dies... That is the epic truth! That is how Michael Jacksson died... Bob Marley died because Mr. T pitied him...
AND NOW LET ME ASK YOU THIS!... Why are you still reading this? This clearly has no point what-so-ever!

(English)

Darkness of white you can through the sadness take your flight
And become the wings that pierce the veil Spreading strong and true tonight

(Japanese)

Kanashii hodo hikari dashita
shiroi yami kirisaku tsubasa ni nare

I love you all! Peace! ;3
MXZ

Jigoku Shoujo...

Yo! This time i'm posting a birthday gift to my sisters, we all know about Obama and Mc.cain... Well if you have watched the anime Jigoku shoujo... (Hell Girl.) Then you should understand this video better... Its about Obama who have asked the Enma Ai, the jigoku shoujo, to send Mc.cain to hell!

Chuck Norris Jokes AKA Real Life Facts!(?)

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
 
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.


Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.

The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.

Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.

Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannot change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists. 

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

And there is more to come!

Coming up!

Chuck norris jokes!

Yo

Sorry for not blogging in so long, i might start blogging more often. But i'm currently warpped up in my very ''important'' anime watching and story writing... Oh and i think i'll cancel the story: Kitsune No Yume. Since i've got a much more better story i'm working on, and ALOT of ideas.

Batman...

Batman...

Why is he even called a super hero, if he got no power what-so-ever?

Why does his suit in batman returns have nipples?

Why does he have EVERYTHING in his belt?... For example: He has a shark repel spray, a knife that ''conveniently'' cuts through electricity, a bumerang, or a ''batburang'' like he calls it, that can home-in on people with clown makeup, and so on.

His voice speaks for itself... (No pun intended.)

And why is he called batman?

I mean the only reason he picked that name was because when he was at his parents funeral, he fell into a hole and saw a bat fly towards him... Thats no freakin' reason to call himself batman!

Whats the deal with his suit?

How in the world does he fly with a rubber cape?... A RUBBER CAPE!!!!!!!

Why does he have a hidden cave in his house, through a random door.

Back to his name. Why is he called batman if he cant even bite people of talk to bats!?

Whats with his lame lines he sometimes says in the middle of a battle and thinks he is being witty!? Example: When catwoman entered the room he was in because he said something about fish, she said: ''Did someone say fish? Cause i'm hungry.'' Batman thinking he came up with the worlds best joke said while throwing catwoman to the ground: ''Eat floor, its rich on fibber.''

The only reason i laughed at that was cause it was so damn lame!

Why is his suit so gay!? I mean its black leather! Black leather! Who wears that!?

And anyone thinking batman is awesome or cool, is either: 

1. Gay for him.

2. Lame.

Or

3. Have issues with their parents and has no life.

And thats my opinion about batman... Oh and whats with his lame enemies: Scar face AKA half man, half pink dinosaur (Google: ''Barney the dinosaur'' on google images). Joker AKA Why so serious. (Joker is the only good villan!) Catwoman AKA Has the hots for batman, and wanna kill him for it. Penguin AKA Ew, gross. Riddler AKA Jim Carrey. Poison Ivy AKA Also got the hots for batman and Also wanna kill him... They must have ran out of villan personalities. Mr Freeze AKA Obsession for cold.

Oh and a last message to readers who were offended by this.

People who likes batman. Dont comment things like: ''The one who has no life is the one who has the time to tell people they have no life.'' Or things like that, because those lines are highly overused and you wouldn't have owned me in anyway if you told me that... At all! Seriously its so damn overused that you would own yourself!

And Thats All I Have To Say About Batman...