Batman...

Batman...

Why is he even called a super hero, if he got no power what-so-ever?

Why does his suit in batman returns have nipples?

Why does he have EVERYTHING in his belt?... For example: He has a shark repel spray, a knife that ''conveniently'' cuts through electricity, a bumerang, or a ''batburang'' like he calls it, that can home-in on people with clown makeup, and so on.

His voice speaks for itself... (No pun intended.)

And why is he called batman?

I mean the only reason he picked that name was because when he was at his parents funeral, he fell into a hole and saw a bat fly towards him... Thats no freakin' reason to call himself batman!

Whats the deal with his suit?

How in the world does he fly with a rubber cape?... A RUBBER CAPE!!!!!!!

Why does he have a hidden cave in his house, through a random door.

Back to his name. Why is he called batman if he cant even bite people of talk to bats!?

Whats with his lame lines he sometimes says in the middle of a battle and thinks he is being witty!? Example: When catwoman entered the room he was in because he said something about fish, she said: ''Did someone say fish? Cause i'm hungry.'' Batman thinking he came up with the worlds best joke said while throwing catwoman to the ground: ''Eat floor, its rich on fibber.''

The only reason i laughed at that was cause it was so damn lame!

Why is his suit so gay!? I mean its black leather! Black leather! Who wears that!?

And anyone thinking batman is awesome or cool, is either: 

1. Gay for him.

2. Lame.

Or

3. Have issues with their parents and has no life.

And thats my opinion about batman... Oh and whats with his lame enemies: Scar face AKA half man, half pink dinosaur (Google: ''Barney the dinosaur'' on google images). Joker AKA Why so serious. (Joker is the only good villan!) Catwoman AKA Has the hots for batman, and wanna kill him for it. Penguin AKA Ew, gross. Riddler AKA Jim Carrey. Poison Ivy AKA Also got the hots for batman and Also wanna kill him... They must have ran out of villan personalities. Mr Freeze AKA Obsession for cold.

Oh and a last message to readers who were offended by this.

People who likes batman. Dont comment things like: ''The one who has no life is the one who has the time to tell people they have no life.'' Or things like that, because those lines are highly overused and you wouldn't have owned me in anyway if you told me that... At all! Seriously its so damn overused that you would own yourself!

And Thats All I Have To Say About Batman...